Friday, September 4, 2009
Job Openings
There are many Kovu job openings.
Kovu NASA Scientist:
Salary: $85k to $95k
Requirements:
Masters degree in Science and Astronomy.
At least 5 years experience in Astronomy.
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO:
Research the universe.
Make new discoveries.
Explore the Sun and the Moon.
Help design and create a lunar spaceship and Martian spaceship.
APPLY TODAY!
Kovu NASA Scientist:
Salary: $85k to $95k
Requirements:
Masters degree in Science and Astronomy.
At least 5 years experience in Astronomy.
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO:
Research the universe.
Make new discoveries.
Explore the Sun and the Moon.
Help design and create a lunar spaceship and Martian spaceship.
APPLY TODAY!
Saturday, August 8, 2009
We MUST BUY Microsoft
We must buy Microsoft. We have offered 62.5 billion dollars, but Mr. Gates has extended payment to $170.9 billion dollars
Friday, August 7, 2009
Latest Doomsday Microsoft
DOOMSDAY MICROSOFT-
1. Begin by disembarking Microsoft's 85 thousand employees. Recruit them to Kovu or Apple for higher paying jobs.
2. When the number of Microsoft employees is at a 0-40 level, make it directly the managers as your target.
3. When Microsoft is at a 0-15 level, make the supervisors as your target.
4. When Microsoft is at a 0-5 level, make the executives as your target and destroy Microsoft immediately.
"doomsday" apple plans come soon.
1. Begin by disembarking Microsoft's 85 thousand employees. Recruit them to Kovu or Apple for higher paying jobs.
2. When the number of Microsoft employees is at a 0-40 level, make it directly the managers as your target.
3. When Microsoft is at a 0-15 level, make the supervisors as your target.
4. When Microsoft is at a 0-5 level, make the executives as your target and destroy Microsoft immediately.
"doomsday" apple plans come soon.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
BUY, BUY, SELL
Do you think we should buy the company Panasonic for $82 billion? We might have to layoff some people. How about Microsoft? Apple? IBM? EDS? HP?
Company Name Value to Buy Main Source
Panasonic $82 billion electronics
Microsoft $60.42 billion software
Apple $32.48 billion electronic/software
IBM $103.6 billion software
EDS/HP $168.9 billion data
All that totals to about $447,408,938,000.00 or 447.4 billion dollars.
If Kovu buys all those companies, then, people, Kovu rules the technology part of the world!
But we are:
Revenue (UP) $946,439
Operating Income (DOWN) $1,929
Net Income (UP) $84,498
total assets (UP) $89,082,000
total equity (UP) $928,000
Total employees (UP) : 149 (2008)
180 (2009)
estimated 218 (2010)
289 (2011)
638 (2012)
1,283 (2013)
Well thats our estimations. Bye!
Company Name Value to Buy Main Source
Panasonic $82 billion electronics
Microsoft $60.42 billion software
Apple $32.48 billion electronic/software
IBM $103.6 billion software
EDS/HP $168.9 billion data
All that totals to about $447,408,938,000.00 or 447.4 billion dollars.
If Kovu buys all those companies, then, people, Kovu rules the technology part of the world!
But we are:
Revenue (UP) $946,439
Operating Income (DOWN) $1,929
Net Income (UP) $84,498
total assets (UP) $89,082,000
total equity (UP) $928,000
Total employees (UP) : 149 (2008)
180 (2009)
estimated 218 (2010)
289 (2011)
638 (2012)
1,283 (2013)
Well thats our estimations. Bye!
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Kovu Home Page
This is the home page of Kovu, the world's largest network, rivaling Yahoo. We have just started a couple of days ago, so you won't see much until like a week. Kovu is the new, rechristened name of GB Jewels, our former company firm we worked on. GB Jewels was successful, so we decided to take it one step up. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting, Kovu!
Kovu is offering millions of available jobs. See eligibility requirements.
Also, high paying jobs in all areas such as telecommunications, information technology, sales industry, and Google "check" Industry are available.
For example, the current CEO is earning $199,000 monthly. WOW!
And, a DBA is earning $80,000 monthly. Isn't that amazing and dazzling?
Thank you.
Kovu is offering millions of available jobs. See eligibility requirements.
Also, high paying jobs in all areas such as telecommunications, information technology, sales industry, and Google "check" Industry are available.
For example, the current CEO is earning $199,000 monthly. WOW!
And, a DBA is earning $80,000 monthly. Isn't that amazing and dazzling?
Thank you.
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