Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Hello, everyone.

KOVU, Mon.

Kovu, mon. Yeah!

New Kovu Email

Ladies and gentlemen, we have been working on this for nearly 4 months. WE NOW RELEASE, KOVU MAIL! OK, don't worry. It is FREE! Yeah! And we say its better than AOL/Aim, Yahoo, and Google Mail/G-Mail! Yeah! Well,
we will officially, though, open it to the public on December 5, 2009! Yeah!

We are working on the hyper link to put that webpage on. We expect at least 10 million users in 2011.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Extremely Low-Cost International KOvu Calling

Our international calling is cheaper than Reliance or Vonage. Our price is as follows from Sept 5, 2009 to May 15, 2010:

Kovu World (3500 minutes limit) $19.99 monthly
Kovu Pro (4000 minutes limit) $20.99 monthly
Kovu Basic 500 Minutes $15.99 monthly
Kovu Unlimited (any number of minutes) $23.99 monthly
Kovu Call & PC (call using telephone or PC unlimited) $27.99 monthly

Kovu Earth Calling Device $12.00
Kovu Earth Calling Adapter $8.00

Starting May 16, 2010 to December 31, 2011, we will have a bit more cheap prices:

Kovu = 0.5 cents per minute.=

Kovu 3500 Minutes= $17.50 monthly
Kovu 4000 Minutes= $19.99 monthly
Kovu 500 Minutes= $2.50 monthly
kovu Unlimited = $21.99 monthly
Kovu Call + PC= $24.99 monthly

Kovu Earth Call Device $9.50
Kovu Earth Call Adapter $6.50

Friday, September 4, 2009


unlimited phone calling to all 193 countries of Earth for only $9.99 a month!

Job Openings

There are many Kovu job openings.

Kovu NASA Scientist:

Salary: $85k to $95k

Masters degree in Science and Astronomy.
At least 5 years experience in Astronomy.

Research the universe.
Make new discoveries.
Explore the Sun and the Moon.
Help design and create a lunar spaceship and Martian spaceship.


Saturday, August 8, 2009

We MUST BUY Microsoft

We must buy Microsoft. We have offered 62.5 billion dollars, but Mr. Gates has extended payment to $170.9 billion dollars

Friday, August 7, 2009

Latest Doomsday Microsoft


1. Begin by disembarking Microsoft's 85 thousand employees. Recruit them to Kovu or Apple for higher paying jobs.
2. When the number of Microsoft employees is at a 0-40 level, make it directly the managers as your target.

3. When Microsoft is at a 0-15 level, make the supervisors as your target.
4. When Microsoft is at a 0-5 level, make the executives as your target and destroy Microsoft immediately.

"doomsday" apple plans come soon.

Thursday, August 6, 2009


Do you think we should buy the company Panasonic for $82 billion? We might have to layoff some people. How about Microsoft? Apple? IBM? EDS? HP?

Company Name Value to Buy Main Source
Panasonic $82 billion electronics
Microsoft $60.42 billion software
Apple $32.48 billion electronic/software
IBM $103.6 billion software
EDS/HP $168.9 billion data

All that totals to about $447,408,938,000.00 or 447.4 billion dollars.

If Kovu buys all those companies, then, people, Kovu rules the technology part of the world!

But we are:

Revenue (UP) $946,439
Operating Income (DOWN) $1,929
Net Income (UP) $84,498
total assets (UP) $89,082,000
total equity (UP) $928,000

Total employees (UP) : 149 (2008)
180 (2009)
estimated 218 (2010)
289 (2011)
638 (2012)
1,283 (2013)

Well thats our estimations. Bye!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Kovu Home Page

This is the home page of Kovu, the world's largest network, rivaling Yahoo. We have just started a couple of days ago, so you won't see much until like a week. Kovu is the new, rechristened name of GB Jewels, our former company firm we worked on. GB Jewels was successful, so we decided to take it one step up. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting, Kovu!

Kovu is offering millions of available jobs. See eligibility requirements.

Also, high paying jobs in all areas such as telecommunications, information technology, sales industry, and Google "check" Industry are available.

For example, the current CEO is earning $199,000 monthly. WOW!

And, a DBA is earning $80,000 monthly. Isn't that amazing and dazzling?

Thank you.